Vancouver Zebrawood Wayfarer Style Wood Sun Glasses
$105.97 / On Sale
What do you do for work? Do you love what you do? Do you work at McDonalds or the School Library? Do you mow lawns, or make cold calls? Let’s face it, most people on the earth hate their jobs. Because your jobs most of the time consist of doing things older people don’t want to do. It sucks.
Well it is time for you to be emancipated from your jobs. You don’t have to quit, you just have to be happy. Buying a pair of Vancouver wooden sunglasses in Zebrawood will make you happy. So happy in fact whatever job you currently dislike you will begin to love. If you flip burger patties, you will flip them fast. If you clean bathrooms you will clean them cleaner, if you are a telemarketer, people will love talking to you.
These sunglasses will cause you to be promoted to CEO of any company or corporation you work for. Watch out CEO’s here comes the wearers of Hatchet Eyewear!
The magic behind these powers is based in our features
Polarized lenses
A comfort fit design
Spring hinges
A soft protective pouch
All of these features are connected to the Zebrawood frame. Yeah Zebrawood is actually a wood. This isn’t some imagination land, this is a paradise of wood. Zebrawood is named for the zebra-esque striping on the wood. Which will accentuate your beauty and raise you to CEO power!