Understudy Dark Bamboo Vintage Style Wood Frame Sunglasses

I went to college. Going to college is sweet.. sometimes. The reason I brought up college is because in college you read lots of books. So many books in fact that your eyes start to droop, get bloodshot, before you know it, you are getting arrested because you look high..

Well that never happened to me. You ask why? Because I used visine and performance enhancing wooden sunglasses while I read. BOOM! I wore the Understudy in Dark Bamboo through my semester of college and my eyes were fine, plus they made me smarter.

That is how I graduated after one and a half semesters. I know sweet right?

Understudy wooden sunglasses in Dark Bamboo include:

Polarized lenses
A comfort fit design
Spring hinges
A soft protective pouch
A cardboard box
A bigger cardboardbox
A stress relieving bubble bag
A shipping label
A sticker that says Hatchet Eyewear
A piece of twine
A tag
Some tape

Yeah, I guess I failed to mention that Understudy wooden sunglasses in Dark Bamboo not only made me smart, but they made me cool. That is why I was the president of all the fraternities, played every position on our lacrosse team, and became the Dean of our university.

I did so by showing everyone my intelligence and poise through demonstrating my Bamboo sunglasses and the positive effect they had on the environment. He was so impressed he quit his job, walked to China and became a bamboo-ologist. (real thing)

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