Engineer Natural Bamboo Grain Wooden Sun Glasses

They say that the pouches our bamboo sunglasses come in are soft. But what they don’t tell you is what they mean by soft. These pouches are a babies bottom soft, they are sleeping on clouds soft, they are water bed in the 70’s psychedelic soft. Now if the pouches are this soft, what are these bamboo sunglasses going to be like? I’ll tell you, awesome. Rumor has it these Engineer wood sunglasses are cut by a laser from space that was developed by Gandhi.

There is also a rumor that in olden days all great world leaders wore wooden sunglasses as a sign of their greatness. These leaders included emperors of China, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln. Heck the reason Abe Lincoln got shot was because John Wilkes Booth was jealous of his Hatchets. Anyways, great people wore wooden sunglasses in the past, and now they do again. ARE YOU GREAT?

All of our wooden sunglasses include:

Polarized lenses
A comfort fit design
Spring hinges
A soft protective pouch
Happiness

Now that you know all great men wear wood sunglasses. These Hatchet Eyewear Engineer wood sunglasses are made from Bamboo. Bamboo is actually not wood at all, it is grass. Just the biggest grass I’ve ever seen. Ever thought of yourself as the kinda of guy that could get away wearing grass sunglasses? Now is your chance. Go ahead and buy a pair of our Engineer bamboo sunglasses now.

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